Night in a and e
- David Goffin
- Apr 15
- 2 min read
Night in a and e. Carol, are you ok, Carol? Can you stand up for me? Excuse me, there's a gentleman on the floor. Are we all waiting for a doctor? Yes darling and so is everybody else in here. This space is designed for 30 patients, there's more than 60 people, can all relatives leave please. Britain is broken mate it's broken. I think they're fitting we've been here 11 hours nurse. Vomit vomit. You need to shout, doc. Beep beep too to to todoot cling cling bang bang. Do you want to swap places? Are you alright sweetheart. Are you sure you're ok. Three to four now. I don't understand that business of a man being a woman, it doesn't work like that, common sense. Tell you mate, he was in his boxers shorts, he opened the door and bang they slit his throat and stab him thirty times, crazy. Is that a nurse there? Excuse me have you got any more pain relief? Michael, I'm doctor Massoud. I think I'm going to stay until tomorrow, I mean later today. Did you study black football at uni? Which philosophy do you like the most? Hated economics, me. I learned a lot through psychology. Blah blah blah. I'm gonna ask for some pain relief. Pffew feww owww arr Steve! Twenty five past four now. Snoring. Beep beep . Hummmmm. Door open door close haaaaaaaa haaaaaa. Take a seat, a nurse’s going to look after you. Please RETURN TO THE SAME SEAT. Orange zone keep 2m apart. Just ask could it be sepsis? Stop hand sanitising board. Wear a mask. Il est cinq heures I'm not tired. Margaret Smith please

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